VIRGINIA MOVES TO OUTLAW MENSTRUATION

Despite public outcry from feminist groups, Virginia’s Conservative Governor Bob McDonnell has drafted legislation to make menstruation a criminal act.

Said Gov. McDonnell, “Every month over 3 billion unborn souls are literally flushed down the toilet or thrown in the garbage after being heartlessly expelled from a woman’s womb. I call it Menstrocide.”

Endorsed by ultra-right wing Pro-Life group NO PERIODS: PERIOD, the Governor hopes to make menstruation itself a criminal offense unless a woman can prove that she has at least tried to get pregnant first by any means necessary, including having unprotected sex with complete strangers in the street.


A NO PERIODS: PERIOD spokesman added; “At NPP we believe that your uterus is God’s magic machine for making Christians.”

Planned Parenthood struck back by planning a mega-hormonal Million-Menstruating March sometime next week. Said a PP Spokesperson;  “If the Governor thinks we’re hard to deal with now, just wait until he has 20,000 PMS cases on the lawn of the Legislature. Have fun with that, Bob-o.”

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    Rolling. All over the floor. Laughing.
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA OHMYGOSH this made me laugh so hard. Satire
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    I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ACTUAL THING AFDMJZKX
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    Oh, the sarcasm!
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    Excuse me but…wtf? I don’t want to live in this world anymore
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    I am laughing so hard right now, I can’t breathe. “Tampons, or Baby Bullets?”
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    lololololol
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    This makes me half laugh and half cry because I can actually imagine some politician proposing this. Or at least forced...
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    I actually believed this for a second. This is beautiful.
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    HAHAH. I love this sort of humor. I needed this.
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    baby bullets = hilarity for drunk anjle.
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    What the heck did I just read…?
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