PRODUCERS OF “TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART 2” ADMIT THEY FORGOT TO MAKE THE MOVIE
(LOS ANGELES)- Producers of the incredibly popular “Twilight” series of movies were left with egg on their faces when it came to light that they have completely forgotten the make the final movie in the series. In fact, they were unaware that there was more story to be told.
“I thought were were done with that Twilight shit.” Admits executive producer Mark Morgan. “Then my 12 year-old daughter asked me when Breaking Dawn part 2 was coming out. I explained that we had already told the whole story with the vampire wedding and she tells me there’s like a whole other book after that.“
Morgan continues; “So I phoned up (novelist) Stephanie (Meyer) and asked her how the story ends. And I’m like “Woah, you’re telling me there’s a fucking vampire baby in this shit? How much can happen to these whiny fucking vampires? A trial? Are you shitting me? Then it dawned on me this whole time there was another movie that people were expecting to see.”
Stephanie Meyer confirms that even she slept through the writing of the entire last 300 pages of Breaking Dawn. “I may as well have been writing a grocery list.” she said.
adds Morgan; “And then we’re done this series. Right? Right? Please tell me that this ‘douche-pire and wank-wolf in love’ shit is finally over.”